Coffee is not the problem, it’s the cure.

Coffee is the answer to all your procrastination tendencies, and low energy excuses. If you think you don’t have enough energy, you still do. You just need to drink more coffee to unlock it. You can’t use your brain and body to their fullest capacity and energy and capability at any given moment of time, without enough coffee. You are not tired, you simply need to drink more coffee. When you think you are low energy, or have become low energy, you are wrong. You just need to drink more coffee, and you will have all your energy back and more, and now you can do more, and do the impossible. With enough coffee in your system, you can accomplish anything, even what you think you don’t have enough energy to do or aim for at the moment, because you’re too tired or low on energy. Just drink more coffee, and all your not having enough energy to fix your life, make more progress, be productive, move the needle forward on anything, be creative and create anything with maximum quality, and accomplish anything whatsoever that you aspire to or want or aim for, and do and achieve and accomplish way more than normal, and way more than enough, even when you thought you were done with the day complaints and beliefs will disappear and go away, and suddenly you will find yourself capable of accomplishing and achieving, and doing anything whatsoever that you aspire to and want and aim for, given your current abilities, creativity, and intelligence, like you used to be capable of easily back in the day many years ago when you thought you had endless energy, like there’s no tomorrow.

Coffee enhances your speed, no matter how fast you think you are without it. You can’t succeed in life, especially in today’s extraordinarily challenging world, without ample coffee, all the time, all day long, every single day. 

Whenever you think you are done with the day, just drink some more coffee, even a tiny sip of coffee. It will bring you back to the state of high performance again instantly. And now you can have a whole new day, filled with achievement and enjoyment of life, even though you felt totally tired and thought you were completely done with the day just a few minutes ago. You thought you were getting old, and now have low energy, so you need to slow down and settle for an easy life. Suddenly, your old creativity comes back to you again, instantly, and after having wasted years being undercreative, underproductive, with no new thoughts and ideas, you suddenly can’t seem to be able to stop writing. You suddenly cannot seem to be able to stop creating, and being hyper-creative, and hyper-productive.

And now you can work more, create more, endlessly, like there’s no tomorrow.

You are not tired. You just need to drink more coffee.

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