She is now a late match hard nuker magic damage dealer mage hero.

In ranked, at least.

Unless you’re boosting, and a TI player, you probably are only slightly ahead of the MMR bracket you’re currently “stuck” in. 

Crystal Maiden is now a late match hard Mage Nuker, just like invoker, but without being OP since level three or so, like invoker. 

Invoker is not a physical damage Carry, but he is still a core very strong late game and he scales. 

So does Crystal Maiden. 

She should no longer be classified as a support, but she cannot be safe laner, Mid, or Offlane either. 

She is awesome, and I’m a Grandmaster on her. 

But she is extremely horrible early game, as in your safe laner juggernaut is the one supporting you and saving your life, not the other way around. 

Late game she is unkillable and capable of turning ANY 5 v 5 team fight upside down. 

She just needs to get Six slotted. 

I’d rather be a Six slotted Crystal Maiden than a six slotted terror blade late game if you know what I mean. 

Terror Blade has to hit every single hero in a single target manner until the kill happens. And he has to survive. The PA will blink abyssal him and he’ll just die instantly. 

But with the bad girl Crystal, however, no one can touch you late game, even if you don’t buy a single damage item. No ethereal blade, no dagon, no parasma, no nothing. 

Your attack speed will suddenly become slow like you’re attacking an enchantress. 

And you will take heavy magical damage nonstop. 

Just don’t ulti during the enemy BKB, no matter what. 

Just wait six seconds, and then jump. 

Is it cold in here, or is it just me. 

You will have a hundred percent lose rate in ranked games because the hero is unplayable in normal mode DotA until very late game, not your fault. 

And if you AFK farm until that happens, insta reported ban with overwatch conviction because of freaking role abuse. They will never understand that hard support role on Crystal Maiden is obsolete, and there is no current other role that fits her, not even position four. 

You are a late match nuker mage. 

Accept it. 

You think I’m going to ignore whatever that is happening in that cruel dark world outside of your bubble and just focus on your game and what’s under your control and improve your performance and master the fundamentals and naturally you’re going to climb out of low MMR. No, the universe and all there is inside of it are against you climbing. You have to break the laws of physics, and join the dark side, in order to climb out of either low MMR, or rock-bottom of real life. There’s no alternative.

I know there are things about the force that they’re not telling me. ~ Anakin Skywalker 

There are techniques within the force, against which, there is no resistance. ~ Darth Kreya 

You see, the fundamentals, they say, you need to master, in order to climb out of low MMR. 

Not gonna happen. 

Think of the fundamentals as you will lose if you don’t have them, but you will not necessarily win if you do. 

You are not going to win, because of networth. Even if you buy the right items. 

But there’s a way.. 

You must be able to see it by now, Mr. Anderson, you can’t win. It is pointless to keep fighting. Why, why, Mr. Anderson, why do you persist? 

Because I chose to. 

If you’re incapable of defeating your enemies, even if they are textbook counter heroes to the one you picked, you will always lose in low MMR. 

Low MMR people are bad at the game, bad as people in real life, backstabbers (no offense, Riki), not people who have the slightest of honor, masculinity, dignity, and courage. They are cowards. 

And because of their weakness, they win. They always win. 

They take the shortcuts. They don’t have any morality whatsoever to stop them from doing the wrong, dishonest, immoral, or dishonorable thing. They just do it, because it works. 

They choose the quick and easy path, that leads to the dark side. 

They don’t improve, and then naturally end up climbing because of how good they are. 

They don’t fix their fundamentals, and that’s why they’ll never climb. 

But they will never let people with great potential who are stuck with them in low MMR climb either. 

And that’s why you’ll never make it out of low MMR. You are working on yourself, improving, mastering the game, becoming better every day in every way, as if you have no opponent. 

And not any opponent, a pure evil and weak one, who does nothing but shut you down and counter you all game long, every single game, as if they’ve been hired specifically to do so. 

But there’s a way. 

Vader, you must confront Vader, then only then, a Jedi you will become. 

You must learn how to defeat your counters, on every single hero you ever pick in ranked DotA, in order to climb MMR, even if you’re in Herald. 

These people are bad they do nothing but counter you all game long, even if they’re smurfing. They are not going to become the best version of themselves, and then go out and fight to end the game. They feed on your energy, like narcissists do. They have no energy of their own. No plan, no desire, no purpose, no nothing. Just empty vessels ruining it for others, because they themselves don’t even exist. 

Countering your counters is the only way out. 

I am the danger, I am the guy who knocks on the door. ~ Walter White 

Learn how to destroy any hero that stands in your way in-game no matter what, and then go back to mastering the fundamentals, if there’s any. 

There’s no other way out. It is your destiny. 

We should double our efforts. 

I hope so commander, for your sake. The emperor is not as forgiving as I am. ~ Darth Vader 

In order to truly win, truly make it out of low MMR, you have to learn how to stop your supports from dying.

What if I don’t wanna fight anymore.

What if I wanna stop fighting.

Then, you’ll die.

If I am everything you are, ..

You’ve learned nothing.

Back to the beginning. I gave you a choice. Live, or die.

No.

Incorrect.

You lack conviction. ~ Anakin Skywalker

There’s a misunderstanding that I know you’ll fall for, on your way to complete grandmastery.

You will never defeat the dark side by being one of them.

You can only defeat the dark side, by being indistinguishable from the dark side Sith Lords, and simultaneously, being the physical embodiment of pure light side like Master Yoda.

The difference between you and them in this instance is the fact that they are the dark side. You’re just using it. Just as you’re using your teammates to Frontline for you in battle, but you are not your teammates. You do not use the dark side while remaining shielded from it through a force barrier so you do not get engulfed by it and fall to the dark side. You use it easily and wisely, to become strong and powerful enough to defeat your enemies while feeling all the anger and hate, without getting burned by them or consumed to the point of no return by the dark side.

But anger and hate are just tools to unlock and reach your full potential. They are not there to stay and they are not who you are. You are not a slave to anger and hate, you are using them to become more powerful and reach your full potential. You are totally in control.

But with anger and hate, there is no purpose. There is no motivation. There is no reason to keep going. So is with being pure light sided. You will hit a breaking point where there’s no point in fighting anymore.

What can men do against such reckless hate. ~ Theodin King

The constant pressure of war can erode the will of even the greatest of Jedi, and turn them to Sith. ~ Knights of the Old Republic II

You will not remain on the light side if you’re exclusively on the right side, as long as you’re still losing to weaker enemies, because of how pure evil they are.

You have to be on the light side, as much as Master Yoda ever was, and at the same time use the full power of the dark side willingly while totally being under control, in order to always defeat your enemies, become the most powerful version of yourself, and reach, achieve, and unlock your full potential.

If you refuse to use the full power of the dark side, you’ll only be playing and performing at ten percent of your capacity, even if you’re a Jedi Grandmaster and the highest ranking member of the council.

Again, if you’re exclusively on the dark side as well, you’ll always lose, because there’s no reason for you to win. You’re just one of them, and there’s no reason for you to destroy what you’re already part of. You will just give up, after realizing you’re no match for pure evil who are superior to you in terms of ability, energy, or resources. But if your default and baseline is pure light side, like Master Yoda, there will be no limit to your potential. Your powers will be endless, for you can never break what’s flexible.

Valve has created a community formed of hungry rabid dogs tearing each other apart by any means necessary through both denial of climbing MMR despite obvious skill and improvement throughout the years, and through profound injustice practiced by their oppressive behavior scoring system.

Maximum immorality humanly imaginable. Psychopathy couldn’t even begin to describe what we see here. 

Pure evil people like Thanos and Palpatin are kind examples of pure light and goodness, compared to the average DotA 2 player competing in pubs. 

This is the exact opposite of the much larger community of League of Legends, for example, where people value honor and dignity and morality above all else, even if they still speak to each other like teenagers in chat when griefed. 

I do not believe that something more disgusting and immoral could’ve ever been created anywhere in society in human history, not by Nazi Germany, not under communism, or any tyrannical monarchy in the past human history. 

These are literal satanic cannibals devouring each other hungrily like rabid abominable monsters for sadistic pleasure motivated by psychopathic inferiority complex at a level the likes of which we have never seen before in the entirety of human history. 

If there’s any aggregation of humans in human history that has ever existed that is more immortal and psychopathic than this, I haven’t seen it. 

You will never break your chains, and start moving forward in life, and make progress, unless you realize that any guilt you have or feel after doing anything good for you or positive in your life that can make anything whatsoever better in your life, is entirely because of narcissistic abuse.

None of the voices that make you feel guilty after you post, do something creative, or make progress in your life, is true.

Think about it, is it you who really think there’s no hope, you should stop, it is pointless to even try, or is it the narcissist.

Narcissistic abuse is the only reason you feel bad or guilty after doing anything that is good for you or can make your life better in any way, going after the life that you truly want, doing anything that you want or makes you happy, fixes your life, or makes anything in your life better, working on yourself or your business, increasing your creative output, expressing yourself and what you think, and making any progress in your life of any kind. That is not because you think nothing works, or nothing whatsoever will make anything in your life better. It’s because you’ve been subjected to an endless amount of narcissistic abuse in the past, and it is still ruining your life every second of every day, regardless of your situation.

All you need is to realize that it’s not you, and it’s all narcissistic abuse and the psychopathy that you had to deal with in the past, and it all has nothing to do with you or your situation or circumstances, and now it’s time for you to go all in, without ever looking back, like there’s no tomorrow, because there’s nothing wrong with you. It’s time for you to break free, and do what you want.

Ask yourself, if it weren’t for narcissistic abuse, and the psychopathy of my abusers, will I still do this? If the answer is still yes, then what are you waiting for? 

All the self-loathing that takes place right after you post, that you feel right after you do something amazing, creative, brilliant, or good for you, objectively speaking, is because of narcissistic abuse, and what it did to you in the past. It is going to show up every time you try to exist. Every single time you do something the narcissist would disapprove of or think is wrong for you to do, choose, or waste your life trying to do.

Do not listen to this voice. Do not let it hold you back. Do not let it ruin your life. There’s nothing wrong with you. Do what you truly want.

This is your life. Make the most out of it.

The reason why you’re losing in life, is because you don’t use your intelligence.

The reason why you’re struggling, is because you don’t use your intelligence.

You don’t think. You don’t use your brain. You don’t use your intelligence. You don’t ask yourself what should I do now in that situation, because there’s an algorithm. A formula, that you have to use, in order to navigate through any given situation. A method. A plan. A strategy. A certain pathway, that you always have to follow, regardless of the situation, or what’s happening in front of you.

You were told, that you have to focus on what you have under your control. What you have influence over. What you can change. You are not allowed to aspire to change anything, unless you can do something about it. Otherwise, it’s none of your business, and you should treat it as if it doesn’t exist. Find a workaround. So, you end up not seeing what’s right in front of you, and you proceed according to plan, regardless. And that’s why nothing ever changes, and you never see it like it is, but you see it in terms of whether you can do something about it, or not. So you end up detached from the ability to detect the truth. And you end up detached from reality. Which forces you to suspend your intelligence, and just following what the strategy that is supposed to get you the intended outcome says.

And you master following the strategy, with disregard to what’s taking place in front of you, until you master succeeding, without ever thinking, or using your intelligence.

I call that success, despite not using your intelligence. Ever.

You will then spend all your energy, suppressing your intelligence, and what you think is true, or the right way to go or deal with the situation at hand, and just barely pushing yourself to keep following the strategy regardless of what you think, or what’s happening in front of you, because you were told it works, or it’s the only way that works. And then you end up fatigued, exhausted, and burnout prematurely. Thinking that this saves you energy, because somehow you believe that using your intelligence, will be more energy depleting, demanding, or consuming.

The only way to unlock your full potential, is to use your intelligence.

The only way to deal with any situation, and navigate through anything, handle anything, face anything, and overcome any challenges whatsoever, is to use your intelligence.

The only way to become better, stronger, and faster, is to use your intelligence.

The only way to reach high or maximum or peak performance, is to use your intelligence.

The only way to reach and stay at peak shape, is to use your intelligence.

The only way to reach and attain sustained success, in the face of anything, is to use your intelligence. 

The only way to reach your best and highest version of yourself, and reach your full and highest potential, abilities, skills, talents, creativity, intelligence, intellect, and powers, humanly possible, is to use your intelligence, to the fullest, at maximum capacity, all the time, every millisecond of every single day, regardless. Forever. No matter what.

Failure to do so, will only lead to a life where you never feel alive, happy, successful, fulfilled, living up to your full potential, or satisfied.

Reluctance or refusal to do so, for any reason whatsoever, will lead to a life where you are constantly trapped in perpetual never-ending cycles of failure, despite doing everything right, and following all recommended strategies, techniques, methods, and formulas out there in the whole multiverse, over and over again, ad infinitum, simply because the only formula for success is, understanding that nothing works, nothing ever works, nothing will ever work, except attaining the intended outcome.

Simply because, there’s no formula for success, and because the method for success is using no method, but reacting and adapting according to the situation, and what’s happening right in front of you, using your intelligence.

Coffee is the answer to all your procrastination tendencies, and low energy excuses. If you think you don’t have enough energy, you still do. You just need to drink more coffee to unlock it. You can’t use your brain and body to their fullest capacity and energy and capability at any given moment of time, without enough coffee. You are not tired, you simply need to drink more coffee. When you think you are low energy, or have become low energy, you are wrong. You just need to drink more coffee, and you will have all your energy back and more, and now you can do more, and do the impossible. With enough coffee in your system, you can accomplish anything, even what you think you don’t have enough energy to do or aim for at the moment, because you’re too tired or low on energy. Just drink more coffee, and all your not having enough energy to fix your life, make more progress, be productive, move the needle forward on anything, be creative and create anything with maximum quality, and accomplish anything whatsoever that you aspire to or want or aim for, and do and achieve and accomplish way more than normal, and way more than enough, even when you thought you were done with the day complaints and beliefs will disappear and go away, and suddenly you will find yourself capable of accomplishing and achieving, and doing anything whatsoever that you aspire to and want and aim for, given your current abilities, creativity, and intelligence, like you used to be capable of easily back in the day many years ago when you thought you had endless energy, like there’s no tomorrow.

Coffee enhances your speed, no matter how fast you think you are without it. You can’t succeed in life, especially in today’s extraordinarily challenging world, without ample coffee, all the time, all day long, every single day. 

Whenever you think you are done with the day, just drink some more coffee, even a tiny sip of coffee. It will bring you back to the state of high performance again instantly. And now you can have a whole new day, filled with achievement and enjoyment of life, even though you felt totally tired and thought you were completely done with the day just a few minutes ago. You thought you were getting old, and now have low energy, so you need to slow down and settle for an easy life. Suddenly, your old creativity comes back to you again, instantly, and after having wasted years being undercreative, underproductive, with no new thoughts and ideas, you suddenly can’t seem to be able to stop writing. You suddenly cannot seem to be able to stop creating, and being hyper-creative, and hyper-productive.

And now you can work more, create more, endlessly, like there’s no tomorrow.

You are not tired. You just need to drink more coffee.

Do less. Aim lower. Reduce your standards and the bare minimum acceptable. This will get you through most cases and instances of procrastination, where you find yourself reluctant to do anything important, because you are tired, or you don’t have enough energy to do it at the highest level imaginable. This doesn’t mean that the overall picture is that you stop being ambitious, lower your standards, and give up on your aspirations. It does not mean you no longer aspire to hit your highest goals, or become the best and highest version of yourself humanly imaginable. It does not necessarily mean you will not live up to your full potential. It just means you’re not going to say no this time, to just getting started. 

The biggest lie you were told your whole life is pain is good for you. You will never improve, get better, or make anything whatsoever become better, much less reach your full potential, or become the best or highest version of yourself, through pain, or exposure to pain, or going through pain, of any type, from any source, and for any reason, whatsoever.

That is just a lie, told by people to justify not helping you when you’re in need, without feeling bad about themselves, or without looking bad in front of others.

I’m not going to help you. Why? Because it’s good for you! Why would you need help with that! You’d miss out on the opportunity of learning and growing Because of all this pain if I just made it go away with my superpowers.

A lie, that began with religion, to explain why God never helps when needed, to an extent that makes it feel like he’s good as non-existent in the first place, and then this beautiful lie that was originally used to justify evil and immorality, or doing nothing against evil and immorality despite being all-knowing and omnipotent, with infinite endless powers, was then told by rich people, or by the government, to shut down the masses, whenever they complain about unfairness of any sort, lest they would start a revolution, or at least stop obeying the law, in its entirety, because they’ve had enough, even under non-religious tyrannical dictatorships.

If I can make it seem like there’s something wrong with you, every time you complain about something being objectively bad for you, and only good for others, then instead of you becoming more powerful in the face of injustice and unfairness, you would introspect, and think inwards, instead of modifying or changing your external reality.

You know what lies in this canister? The power to make change, and it terrifies you. ~ Ultron

And the self-help industry took that lie, and never questioned it, but instead, their corruption has led them to adopt the belief that it’s actually good for you, to do what’s objectively is bad and harmful for you; pain.

And suddenly all people screaming in agony and crying rivers of tears in pain, suffering, they, they are wrong. They are bad. They are negative. They have a wrong and bad perspective. Bad and false and wrong belief, that pain is bad for them, somehow.

So you end up isolated even further. Alienated, as a freak. Because you have human emotion. Because you feel. Because you can be in pain.

You see, it is pain, that makes you become aware of all this.

It is pain, that breaks down mental barriers.

It is pain, especially if it’s excessive, and beyond the point of human tolerance, that makes you say, enough.

Whatever that is causing you such pain has to stop, for good.

I will learn how to stop people from dying. – Anakin Skywalker

The difference is that they want you to do nothing in the face of pain, and change nothing about your external world or reality, because pain, according to them, is good for you, so why make it stop. They want you to stop feeling pain, in order for the causes of pain to persist. To remain in your life unchecked, unopposed, unfiltered, as is, without you ever aspiring one day to make them stop, or cease to exist. Without you ever aspiring or trying to make the reasons why this pain is happening to you, and keeps happening to you, that is, the causes of pain, no longer happen to you ever again. No longer take place ever again. No longer exist. For good.

This is how pain can lead to change, because pain is bad for you and has to stop, by any means necessary, and now you suddenly have the capacity and energy to move mountains in order to make sure it never happens again, for good.

It is not the feeling of pain that needs to stop. It’s what’s causing you to be in pain in the first place. That is what you should eliminate out of your life for good, and make sure never happens to you ever again.

It’s okay to be in pain. It is the causes of pain, that have to stop. It is what has led you to be exposed to what’s causing you pain, that has to cease to exist, and no longer happen or take place in your life, ever again, for good.

Pain is bad. Pain is wrong for you. Do not let it happen to you. There is no growth, learning, or any improvement whatsoever, that can ever happen from, or as a result of, or because of chronic or acute exposure to pain, no matter what.

Anybody else who tells you otherwise, has lied to you.

Avoid pain, at all costs, by any means necessary, and then you will have a chance to unlock and reach your full potential.

The matchmaking system is rigged. 

The behavior scoring system is rigged. 

The balance of heroes is rigged towards easy wins for smurf heroes like meepo, tinker, invoker, antimage, etc. 

Smurfs are intentionally grouped together on the enemy team every single game instantly after you stomp hard in whatever bracket you’re in. They never balance the game by giving you noobs and placing skilled players from your bracket on enemy team. They actively look for smurfs with one of the most powerful and fast search engines of all time actively and intentionally trying to find SMURF ACCOUNTS AND MAP HACKER ACCOUNTS to place on the enemy team every single game. To flatten your win rate, by any means necessary.

These are all facts. 

The question is, do we leave our game to its fate? 

Or we do something about it?

The choice is yours. 

The reason why you are failing in life or at anything, no matter what you do or how hard you try, is because success did not take place yet. It did not happen, and that’s why you’re failing. Not that there’s something wrong with you, or your approach, method, formula, or strategy. You just need to succeed. Nothing will ever work, until you succeed, no matter what. Your obsession with modifying your approach and fixing what you think you did wrong or has caused your failure, is why you’re failing. Your obsession with getting it right this time, when it comes to how to succeed, your approach, or strategy, is why you will never succeed. The only formula for success that works is succeeding. Is reaching your goals, and making it happen. The only strategy for success that always works, is success. Anything else is just noise.

There’s no formula for success. There’s only, success. If you’ve tried everything, and still didn’t get any results, it’s not because nothing works. It’s because you didn’t succeed. It’s because you haven’t attained success, yet. It’s because you didn’t make it this time. Only getting to your objective, makes a difference. 

Only the outcome, makes you successful. 

There’s no formula for success. There are only solutions to current problems, struggles, and needs. There are only things that make a difference. Otherwise, nothing whatsoever will ever change. No matter what you do, or how hard you try, even if you did everything right. 

You still didn’t attain or reach the intended outcome. That’s why you failed. It has nothing to do with your strategy, or what you did in order to get there. It has nothing to do with the formula or method that you chose to follow or implement, in order to succeed. 

It just did not happen. 

Then what should we do about it? Give up because nothing ever works?

No. The solution is to make it happen, by any means necessary. 

All your life you’ve been in a cage, Padawan. When you are ready, break free. – Darth Malgus